C is for Cowboy

C is one of my favourite letters, because it’s one of those useful ones in text language which can be used as a full word. See, Sea, although it doesn’t save hundreds of key press’s, it’s very easy to use.
There lots of great words beginning with C
Chordee: go and find that one out yourself, and I hope it’s not something you are familiar with
Cacidrosis: this means, Smelly sweat. Not sure I’d ever bring the word Cacidrosis in to a conversation but its always nice to know. and isn't sweat always smelly?
Now Crepilus is one I am very familiar with. I am prone to the odd Crepilus from time to time; Gary B is a big one on this and little Aflie is always Crepilusing. It’s useful in these cold times.
Now our mate Shooter had a very interesting experience one day when he was impersonating a Cachalot, and boy did he cach a lot that day. Of what I can’t tell you but it’s in the name. Which one? Find out what it means and maybe you will know.
But I also have a few more normal words for C.
Clowns, we covered some of them in B, but the old clowns are the best, but I promised myself, and my other self, still waiting for the result of the court case. Be glad to get rid of him, AND ME TO! Look don’t start just go, WHY SHOULD I GO, I WAS HERE FIRST. No I was. NO I WAS. no I was. NO I WAS (Yawn 20 minutes later and lots of cutting), then the other me fell asleep. But I ask myself which me was that.
Cowboys are another word I love. Well not in a physical sense, I have not been up any broken mountain on the back of a pair of asses. Donkeys to you and me, but I have a soft spot; behave, for the old fashioned cowboys. John Wayne, James Stewart. Here I am in the kitchen of the Lessall ranch, drinking a nice bottle of Cobra. Well not the actual bottle cause that’s made of glass and may hurt your as.... donkey later in the evening, well we can’t swear as we took away the bit at the beginning which mentioned the old adult content, and as I have been told a few times that this is really Childish ( another C word, and i've been called a few C words in my time ) so what was the point. But I digress. I love a good cowboy film. If I was honest, and if I was and owned up to all my misdeeds over the last 50 years I’d be doing a 25 year stretch. And as I have difficulty stretching to get the tea pot out of the cupboard, then I’d be in deep Poo, and not the Winnie kind. I must have 30 Odd ( very ) Cowboy DVD’s. If I was not so sure of my sexuality and I have an ASBO to prove it, I’d have a cowboy weekend. What with all that riding and shooting up the Sheriff and holding up Tellers and dancing girls, stampeeding Cattle, it sure sounds like fun pardner.
So I find it Credulous that by Coincidence, and suffering from Cibophobia, that I am Consuming Copious amounts of Cobra, and even though find I am Crapulent (!!!), I am still Competent to Create this masterpiece. Cobra: Indian beer brewed in Belgium? How does that work?
Well we are getting to the end of the C’s. But I must leave you with this:
The definition of Cornuto, not Cornetto, Cornuto, it’s got a nut in the middle, like Cadbury's whole nut. mmm love Chocolate. Ok so you say has my house a big one in it. ask Mrs lessal?, but that’s not here or there. Well its here I know but it’s another stupid expression. Cornuto means Cuckolder, now Cuckold is an interesting word as well. A “Lessall Gram” if you really knew what it meant, and no Cheating
The word "cuckold" probably comes from the practice of the cuckoo bird. The female cuckoo mates with an alpha-male, who then moves on to encounters with other females. The female then returns to her mate, and the two of them raise the babies which resulted from mom's "night on the town." Sounds like a bit like the old Catholic priests, allegedly, going round after the pubs have closed to Comfort a parishoner.
Traditionally, a (human) cuckold was the object of scorn and derision; ( Cuckold – Conservative, see the Connection) when it was discovered that a man's wife had found fulfilment (sounds more and more like it, allegedly) in another man's bed, she was an adulteress and he was her cuckold. It was often said that he "left with his tail between another man's legs."
Therefore the dictionary defines a cuckold as "a man with an unfaithful wife." Didn’t know that
Well: THAT'S ALL FOLKS for this week, see you next saturday