So there I was at the beginning of the week, Contemplating the reason for my existence and wondering why Meg Ryan hasn’t returned my call when I realised I had not phoned her in the first place.
This obviously makes it difficultly for her to phone me back.
So then I sat there contemplating why she had not phoned me in the first place to leave an number with which I could phone her back, when it dawned on me, which is one of those really nice expressions. Dawned, which is a nice girls name, Dawn, but means something else as well. I love names like that. So we will be giving a fabled “Lessall Gram” for any one who gives me ten names like that. ( a special Lessall Gram for the person who can create a Lessall Gram )
So it dawned on me, which sounds better than Susanned on me or Tina’d on me, or Crapped on me, but don't really know any anyone called Crap. been called it a few times in my life, as well as few others Choice words, which really does not work.
So It dawned on me that she didn’t know my number.
Can you believe that. Here I have perved for her for years and she doesn’t even know I exist. So now I am in two minds ( no we will not go there again, YES WE WILL, no we won’t ) whether I should open up my pervyness to others or continue in my single mindedness about her.
The clock is ticking Meg Ryan, which is weird cause it’s a digital one, and the ticking is getting bloody annoying.
So it was the beginning of the week and we here the Credit Crunch has finally bitten at me and work was a pain, and the info coming from it was not good. So with heavy heart on Tuesday or was it wednesday evening, does it really mater? no i guess not. its still the same story, so i sat on my own and drunk another bottle of cobra, when there it was.
I looked twice, and yep there it was
I know what you are saying, how could they, I know I said the same. But there it was.
not a mirage, ok i don't know why i would think it was a french fighter plane, when it was a documentary i was watching. but i was drinking.
there it was on the TV and Channel Five had stolen my story. you got it first here, albeit about a week after the newspapers but hey, it’s a weekly Blog, if I could see in to the future I’d be rich and dining with Meg Ryan tonight, cause I’d know her number, she’d know mine and all would be happy in paradise. But as this is the real world, I may be out of work soon, some of the people I have know for a long time may be out of work and the bloody TV have nicked my story. Can itget any worse.well lof course it can, god i am stupid some days. but i am doing that digressing thing again.
Apart from the video clips and the comments and the interviews and the celebrities and the story and the whole investigation, it could have been my story. See we are at the cutting edge of the news. Bought to you here first and at second hand with third rate comments issuing forth on five. See this place is like big business, the whole world is a numbers game and if the numbers don't add up then the sums don't work, and neither may i in a few weeks if my company make me redundant, any way for some it has run out.
a good story will runn for ever given the chance to make money, and i am the only on so far who has not made any from this story.
Be here next week as D is for Doughnuts, and boy do I love Doughnuts
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I'll give you a controversy! Two C entries and not a single mention about the sad passing of Michael Crichton. Granted had you included it in your first C post, three days prior to his death I'd be worried about giving you such a tough time on the Brand/Ross stuff. :)
Still, my vocal disdain at his "Group of people face a insurmountable foe but eventually overcome it" formula of writing aside. He surely must be respected for the many areas of entertainment he's touched for all of us. Looking through his IMDB entry it's frightening to think of the great films and stories we would have missed out on without him. Yet it is still hard to believe we won't be getting any more.
Hey you are right
Michael Crichton in my opinion was a good writer
I have enjoyed all of his books, with the exception of fatal attraction
And all of his books which have made there way into films have been good films
13th warrior will be in my best 10 films, so we need to make a list of the best ten films of all time. And surprisingly 13th Warrior is the only book that I have not been able to get into. If you want to read an un Crichton book then read that. Its title is “eaters of the dead”, and In memory of the man I will try again
But back to Michael, its funny but I said exactly the same to Mrs Lessall the other day in Asda. They had a copy of the Sphere on sale by the check out, and I turned to her and said “ no more from him to read” as usual straight and to the point, but I did look forward to buying them, reading them and waiting to see if a film came out.
He wrote good stories, and ones with interesting characters. i read lots of books and have a number of favourite authors, and Mr Crichton is one of them.
i seriously will miss not reading another one
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