B is 4 Ba****d

One of the good things is that so far I have not Burst in to song, well ok that's a bit difficult in a blog, but I could start on my poetry. Unfortunately I am a bit of a Bavian, when I comes to poetry. You work it out.
But one of my favourite B words is Bedswerver, when you know what it means it's a great word, and did you know that Bosselated means Knobby. Now who in their right mind would use the word Bosselated when Knobby sounds much better. But then what does Knobby mean?
Well it means: having knobs;( well that surprises me ) resembling a knob; pleasantly small, that's unfortunate
Does that sound like anyone we know.?
Butt: if you say someone has a large Butt, then boy is it large, for Butt means “a unit of volume equal to two hogs heads or 126 gallons”. Now if I'd said to my Mrs Lessall tonight, that her arse is the size of two hogs head, I’d be eating my dinner through my arse for weeks. Probably with a straw
Buss: not a spelling mistake but a rude or playful kiss, mmmmm
Barton: now for all you footie fans out there, it means farmyard, which probably explains why the scouser bastard Joey Barton is always acting like an animal. Names do mean something.
And if someone ever says to you that you Blewit! That doesn’t mean you have messed it up, be aware they are calling you an edible toadstool. Whether that's an insult is up to you!!

which brings me nicelsy to a very hippy song by Marc Bolan in the early 70’s. the first line goes something like this:

“There was a time everything was fine”

Now that's shows how long ago he wrote that, cause now everything has been Bolloxed up by the government. Particularly over the last 10 years and we all know who’s to blame for that don’t we? Bill and Ben. If the BBC, ( see more stuff that begins with B, its not a good letter ) had not removed them from day time TV then BLAH, BLAH, BLAH would still have been watching them and not making a Balls up of the country. But saying that he has got some really nice houses, and cheap mortgages on them and gets a shite load of money on the “look a like” circuit. the Boy did well for himself and family but Buggered the rest of us.
thats politicians for you
but have you noticed how much he looks like a real Bastard. Its uncanny, you would think they were the same person, and Bastard brings me around to:

The definition of Bastard
asshole: insulting terms of address for people who are stupid or irritating or ridiculous
the illegitimate offspring of unmarried parents
bogus: fraudulent; having a misleading appearance
derogatory term for a variation that is not genuine;
something irregular or inferior or of dubious origin

sounds like a definition of politician to me, and of a Sc**ser.

God if one of them got big in politics we’d really be in the shite. you think its bad now, there would be nothing left standing it would all be nicked and sold at car boot sales.

anyway I have always thought that the character Rik Mayall played in The New Statesman, Alan B’Stard was just the perfect caricature of British politics. That and Yes Minister seemed to say so much about how our politicians have changed over the years. Once they were hard working, conscientious, trustworthy, not in it for the glory but to help Queen or Country. But now, apart from those Tory’s who would do anything for a good Queen, especially if his name was Nigel, they are in it for the glory, the money the power, the drugs, the porn, the fact they are above the law, and can do what they like, blame someone else and have a job for life. Well it has to change.
Sack the lot of them I say, do it now.
if not we will be in the Brown stuff, ( wow is that an understatment ) and looking for a Bush to hide behind, clever eh?
A special soon to be created "Lessall Gram" to the person who can name the most bastards, sorry politicians ,beginning with B, before the next posting on saturday 1st november.
and to finsih on an up note, Bond is Back. so B is useful now and again. oh BUM forgot that one